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student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

sulietsexual:

Disney Film Meme [x] Favorite Quotes from One Film

1/3 Quotes [The Emperor’s New Groove]

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Sherlock actual-five-year-old Holmes